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I'm A Mama Bear!

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I'm Still A Hot Babe, But Now It Comes In Flashes

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They Are The Wind, I Am The Sail

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Would You Like Chocolate With Your Wrinkles?

A Tisket A Tasket Some Flowers For My Basket.

Guts, Glory, Glam

Heroes, Hereos Everywhere, Even In My Underwear

Friday The 13th And Rainbows

My Life By Morgan Freeman

Weedless Wednesday And Dandelion Wishes

Going For Baroque

A Mom Is Born

Silence Isn't Always Golden

A Night At The Irish Opera

Would You Like Fries With That?

Sleep, Wonderful Sleep

Un-politically Correct

Grief And Geese

Living In Our Wake

Dancing In My Garden Of Course

Buscuits, Buns And A Bayonet

I Do, I Do, I Do!

Gemstone Friends

Ode To Spiders

Talk Dirty To Me

Newton And I

Three Seconds

Blood And Water

Parking Wars

Pages In The Book Of Life

Goodnight Juie Andrews

Miss Hap And May Hem

Busy, Beautiful Bees

A Kind Of Monday Love

Life Is The Journey

Opinions, Everyone Has One

Lipstick Kisses And Butterfly Wishes

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee

The Heart Of An Athlete

Finding Joy In The Pain

Wild Kingdom

Wild Kingdom

Spacial Energy

Oh Canada

A Mountain Out Of An Ant Hill

Say Cheese

A Pollyanna Hulk Of A Dream

Love Your Life And Don't Forget Your Hat

The Great Outdoors

Lend A Hand Not A Finger

The Wonderful World Of Animals

Birds Of A Feather

Signs, Signs, Everywhere A Sign

Little Shop Of Horrors

Wanting The World But Losing Yourself

A Tale Of Two Titties

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Kitchen

Lego Love

Stairway To Heaven

Red And Yellow, Black And White

Everyday Choices

The Dance Of The Flies

Just Peachy

The Ants Go Marching Two By Two Hurrah Hurrah!

Impact

52 Candles

Elvis Has Left The Building

Oompa Loompa Pantyhose

Predictive Sexting

Walking In A Wedding Wonderland

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Silver And Gold

Wonderful World Of Words

Death Making Room

Adventures Await With A Box

Pink Ladybugs

Grocery Gaffs

I've Got Bette Davis Eyes

Dr Seuss In My Ear

Where's The Beef?

There's No Zen In Yoga!

S**t Happens

Laughing In Spite Of Yourself

A Blessing And A Curse

Storms

Storms

Storms

Driving And Texting, Don't Do It!

Fire And Ice Cube Trays

The Twelve Days Of Menopause

Diet Is The Worst Four Letter Word

Serenaded By Bobby Brown

The Firsts Of The Season

A Peanut Butter And Squirrel Sandwich

Seriously?

Anniversaries

The 3 "R's" Responsibility, Reliability, And Respectibility,

Skating On Thin Ice Without Skates!

Happy Is...

The Battle Of The Bulge

The "Bull" Of It!

A Mefium Double Double Please, And Hold The Poodles

Sometimes Sorry Just Isn't Enough

A Tiny Explosion Of Energy Everytime!

Buzz Off Bee!

All Great Truths Begin As Poop!

Misery, Memories, And Miracles

Watching Infomercials, While Under The Influence

How You Like Me Now?

It Wasn't Charlotte, And I'm Not Wilbur!

20 Loooonnnng Minutes

He Shoots, He Scores!

Friends And Acquaintances, Knowing The Difference

Take Notice Nassau

A Day In The Life Of My Toilet!

Having Moxie For Moxie

Counting My Blessings

A Noun Life!

My Ice Cream Heart

Hoyle, I Am Not!

That Bitch Of An Itch

Bats In My Belfry

For The Love Of Fur Babies

Vicks Vapo Rub And Hot Glue, Grandma's Tools

Because I'm Worth It

Pumkins Come And Pumpkins Go But Jack-o-lanterns Steal The Show

My Ta Ta Faux Paus

Live Like You Were Dying

Blood Pressure Woes, It's Not Always A Good Time!

Wear Your Scars And Stripes Proudly

Stephen King Couldn't Wrire This Stuff!

Candy And A Darth Vader Chauffeur

Tales From The Quce

Detour Ahead

Profitable Fear

Movember Madness

Threading...A New Twist On Being Twisted

A Sweep Of Red

Purple Haze? Jimmy Hendrix I Am Not!

Remembering...

Felines and Caffeine

Cinnamon Stick Memories

Whatever Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger

Keeping Your Words Sweet

Saying NO To the Narcissist!

Truth or Consequences

It's the Flu Season...bah humbug!

Longer than a Kardashian Marriage

My 20 minute workout in 2 hours!

Yesterday is Gone

Lights...lights...lights?

Bank (Fees) Robbery

Scooter Magoo

Cruising, but not on cruise control

From the manger to the cross

Time ticks on

When Grandma Becomes Mom

Pinecone Pinatas

A family vinagrette

Snow Angels

Where does a mother go to resign?

The World Needs More Canada

Rapture My Ass!

Snow À la carte

Ppee-gatory

Rocking the Loveboat

Bubble baths and Snowmen

Bountiful Blessings

Bye bye Miss American Pie

A Merry Christmas Day

Boxing Day Baking Blahs!

Happiness...it's in you to give!

Packing for Paradise

Cruising

Fear...it cuts deeper than a knife!

My crazy normal life

Pajama Party Perfect

Mr Christie Is a Genius!

Colouring outside the lines

Chad! This one's for you!

Brothers and Sisters

Puting my best face forward

Sssshhhhh!

Tripping over Monday

Brake-ing for coffee

Green Honey

Words beginning with "Ph"

Lost in translation with no magic carpet

Laughing, it really is the best medicine

Carwash Chaos

Perpetrating Guilt

Wanting what you have

Go Ahead universe, I'm ready

Seasoning your life

Retreat or respite

Choosing Happiness

A bouquet of tulips

Grandstanding Glory

Is my name genie?

The magic of music

We are family?

This little piggy cried "wah wah wah all the way home!"

Just drive

Be the person your dog thinks you are

Don't follow my footsteps I walk into walls

No easy to say hard to hear

Marco and Juliet not a Shakespearean tragedy

Carpe Diem

Torro to the rescue

Forcasting your day

The blink of an eye

Being a woman

Thursday's Child

March Madness

Red rover red rover send us your best on over

Robins ushering in a new beginning

Pi*s and vinegar

Piece or peace it's up to you

Spring has sprung

Building our house on the rock

Broken

Puting the Pee in potty training

A Chanel inspired cat

Dear busy world leave me alone I'm busy playing

Fargo-ing Humanity's Cancer

The pisitive side of negative

Last night I was sits with a bucket

Regrets or revel choices you choose

The doctor is out

One small step for grandchildren one giant step for me

Together Wee can

Cracked but not broken

Ready or Not

Bathing with one eye open

Help I'm folded up and I can't get out!

When life gives you lemons throw those suckers!

Sorry Charlotte

Me+He=We

What's in a name?

I'm back!

Getting itchy with Roxanne

Twenty six years on the same journey

Summer coming in like a lion

A cats cradle solution

Have you met bunny the spider?

Getting my ducks in a row

Reaping what you sow with shoes that fit

They are the wind I am the sail

I'm still a hot babe but now it comes in flashes

I'm a mama bear

I still laugh but now its a slow simmer

Living it up to the Partridge Family

We'll take a cup of kindness yet for auld lang syne

Run

Is cellulite a fashion accessory?: Hello! I am a 53 year old wife, mom and grandma. I have 2 cats but dogs are really my favourite! I carry a little extra weight, have a few wrinkles and an abundance of love. I believe life is a gift and we should always be grateful and live it with humor and kindness. My husband of 26 years is by far a BETTER humanitarian than I but I do try.

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